I fucking love you for that

month

May 2013

Tomorrow I am going to look at a wedding venue...

I’ve only ever been to like 2 weddings in my whole life. But my best friend is getting married and I am so excited

bragidunn: whenever i watch a show with my family i like to throw in bits of trivia about the writers, actors, original script… that sort of thing they’re never as awed as they should be tbh

pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...

I don't want to go through the process of getting...

“I loved movies so much, sometimes, I’d shove them down the front of my pants. I...”

– Ryan Gosling (via ratsoff)

I have never in my life had allergies... to...

But I swear to GOD I have become allergic to every other thing I come in contact with in the past year. I have some kind of weird rash on the left side of my face around my eye and nose. I just got rid of some thing that was going on in the corners of my mouth that was making my lips wicked dry. I had something called pityriasis rosea for like a fucking month. I’m allergic to Pure Ice nail...

Argument I heard on the bus

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

Omg Shakira say all the words all the time

Never stop talking, woman

lizdexia: Like honestly would anyone be surprised or upset if Amy and Rashida became the new Ellen and Portia The answer is no Nobody would be upset by that at all

me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

Now I don’t know if I like them or not

April 2013

My mother, who turns 50 on Thursday, just ran her...

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: nathanielgregory: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: woah man tornado wornado in effect DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do...

So I think I just scored my first freelance gig

One of the owners of the engineering company that my mom works for said to her yesterday, “I need your daughter’s help with something.” He wants to shoot interviews with the employees and post one to their blog every month and he wants me to shoot and edit them. So… I’m kind of freaking out/really excited/nervous.

solluxsmatesprit: i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”

March 2013

I have started watching The Walking Dead

And I can’t stop watching it.