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Umm... Hello, I'm Madison and I like to party. I watch too much tv, eat too much candy, and drink too much Dr. Pepper. I don't read enough. I fall in love too easily. I'm far too shy. I'm not very motivated. But I do love to write. Not my thoughts, just words. I like to take notes. Don't let me near super glue. I'll get it all over everything. I like to take pictures and sometimes I'm good at it. I'm sure we'll get along Follow my other blogs :) fuckyeahjimandpam.tumblr.com nashvillenails.tumblr.com

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Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t 

(via browniehusband)

“When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?”

(Source: desarios, via paulwesleys)

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

(via blahhimmakrackenfromthesea)

lizdexia: laughterkey: edwardspoonhands: Ok, so…sex. It’s the reason why you exist, and also why our species exists. So I think it’s safe to say that, on the whole, sex is a good thing.  And yet, people don’t /really/ talk about it. Publicly anyway. […] SO MUCH AWESOME. Okay, but am I the only one who thinks it’s a bad idea to stick pushpins right through the middle of condoms Yeah… why is nobody talking about that? ^^^

lizdexia:

laughterkey:

edwardspoonhands:

Ok, so…sex. It’s the reason why you exist, and also why our species exists. So I think it’s safe to say that, on the whole, sex is a good thing. 

And yet, people don’t /really/ talk about it. Publicly anyway.

[…]

SO MUCH AWESOME.

Okay, but am I the only one who thinks it’s a bad idea to stick pushpins right through the middle of condoms

Yeah… why is nobody talking about that? ^^^